I'd imagine this takes a bit of practice.
I never knew Jack in the Box was just so very funny.
Also see "Laughing Quadruplets - The Next Day".
Apparently The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy--which claimed "42" was the answer--was wrong.
As usual the Babylon Bee has an excellent suggestion. (They also propose better alternatives to "stealing money," "having an affair," and "taking a bribe".)
Another fine "news" article from The Onion.
I don't have a kid in school, so I found this funny as heck. (My wife is a high school teacher, though.)
For anybody who does, it may not be funny.
It does look and sound awfully fun.
But it seems as though my seven-year-old machine doesn't meet the minimum specs, let alone the desirable ones: "Microsoft Flight Simulator - 15 Things You NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU BUY".
More first-rate "reporting" from The Onion.
Type in some words and this site will, after a few seconds, speak them in one of several famous voices. I sampled a few and thought President Reagan's was the best of the ones I tried.
Tired of looking out your window? Look out of somebody else's.