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I'd imagine this takes a bit of practice.

I never knew Jack in the Box was just so very funny.

Also see "Laughing Quadruplets - The Next Day".

Apparently The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy--which claimed "42" was the answer--was wrong.

As usual the Babylon Bee has an excellent suggestion. (They also propose better alternatives to "stealing money," "having an affair," and "taking a bribe".)

Another fine "news" article from The Onion.

I don't have a kid in school, so I found this funny as heck. (My wife is a high school teacher, though.)

For anybody who does, it may not be funny.

It does look and sound awfully fun. 

But it seems as though my seven-year-old machine doesn't meet the minimum specs, let alone the desirable ones: "Microsoft Flight Simulator - 15 Things You NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU BUY".

More first-rate "reporting" from The Onion.

Type in some words and this site will, after a few seconds, speak them in one of several famous voices. I sampled a few and thought President Reagan's was the best of the ones I tried.

Tired of looking out your window? Look out of somebody else's.