Dads can be really tricky.
From what Glenn Reynolds had dubbed the new "paper of record," The Babylon Bee.
UPDATE: link fixed now.
Some of these are pretty funny.
Sign on faucet:
This is turned off due to leakage.
When will it be turned on due to fixage?
Sign on office printer:
Printers Name: Bob Marley.
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry . . . bout da ink . . . cuz everything you print . . . gonna turn out white
UPDATE: link added now.
This interested me because I like Cartman--"Respect my authoritae!"--a lot.
I think his version of "Dust in the Wind" is good.
By Kyle Smith. Made me laugh out loud.
Masking up every day when I get out of bed fills me with a sense of calm, wellness, and moral superiority. Frankly, I’m not ready for a future in which I just go around the community without a visible display of my self-righteousness. I suppose I could get a Queen Kamala tattoo on my face or something, but that seems impractical. (What will I do when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is president, haha.)
Made me and my wife laugh out loud.
(Hint for those who don't get it: it's a Star Trek reference.)
He's pretty good.
"A neuroscientist explains how puppies trick your brain."
The Minneapolis weather lady has some fun after a technical glitch.
For background and some details see also "Scientific Publishing Is a Joke: An XKCD comic—and its many remixes—perfectly captures the absurdity of academic research."