Newmark's Door

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

They need to do a follow-up and report the sales of this thing.

U2.

I guess the modern-day replacement for "Go west, young man" is "Work at Trader Joe's!"

You’re not imagining it: Trader Joe’s employees are all boning each other.

TL;DR: because there is a difference between science and practical application.

One possibility: fuck with Mother Nature at  your own risk.

No surprise to me but your mileage may vary.

AKA in one word: "administrators".

As a consumer of a fair amount of artificial sweeteners, I've done some reading on their alleged health harms. I tentatively conclude--while admitting it could well be wishful thinking--that at reasonable dosages, there's not much to worry about. Here are links to three recent pieces:

"Why the aspartame in Diet Coke and Coke Zero probably isn’t worth worrying about".

"WHO labels aspartame as 'possible carcinogen', but FDA disagrees".

"Study linking sugar substitute 'erythritol' to heart attack and stroke is flawed".

"Does the microbiome hold the key to chronic fatigue syndrome?"

"Gut microbes likely contribute to the development of anorexia".