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"3 Reasons Why Lionel Messi is OFFICIALLY the GOAT"

I've only seen a few grainy black-and-white videos of Pele and only a couple of Maradona's greatest hits, but . . . I would vote for Messi as the GOAT. One of the main things that separates him from the other contenders is his assists. The huge number, even before we consider their frequent difficulty.

See also "13 Crazy Assists By Messi Impossible to Forget !" and "This Is Why Lionel Messi Is The Best Playmaker In The World".

And listen to various announcers lose their minds watching him.

Bonus: "Lionel Messi is on his 8th Ballon d'Or run".