"Vaccines Will Not Produce Worse Variants"
"Magnesium intake and incidence of pancreatic cancer: the VITamins and Lifestyle study"

"Boston sucks — and these are all the reasons why"

Made me laugh. Samples:

  • Incapable of making a good pizza. 
  • Bill de Blasio roots for you. 
  • People are too embarrassed to say, “I went to Harvard.” They say, “I went to school in Boston.” 
  • As if going to school in Boston is somehow better. 
  • Two seasons: Winter and road construction. 
  • Pasquale “Patsy” Parisi from “The Sopranos,” talking about Boston: “That place is Scranton, with clams.”