Well, I got 48 out of 50. That doesn't make me special, it just makes me . . . old.
Crowd at a recent NY Islanders game does our country proud.
"Dogs are BORN to be man's best friend! Puppies are wired to communicate with humans from birth, study shows"
Seems incredible, but I believe it.
He answers questions posed from Twitter and he seems like quite a nice man. (13 minute video.)
A nice story: America still is the land of opportunity.
You go, girl.
This is the body that has a defined waist, but whose chiseled abs (or hopes thereof) have long since faded into the mists of time. This is the body that has successfully completed the big jobs, like carrying numerous newborns to term, and the heavy lifting toddlerhood requires, and maintained its overall superstructure in a dignified, graceful manner. Now, let it be the body that carries you into the future and yes, old age, with courage, strength, and perhaps, on a good day, a bit of beauty to spare.
Well, as they say, "past performance is no guarantee of future performance". But I hope this proves correct.
TL;DR: Because many of them are not doing much thinking these days.
Some of these are pretty funny.
Sign on faucet:
This is turned off due to leakage.
When will it be turned on due to fixage?
Sign on office printer:
Printers Name: Bob Marley.
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry . . . bout da ink . . . cuz everything you print . . . gonna turn out white
UPDATE: link added now.