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"Why shouldn't I move to Portland (Oregon)?"

The current highest-rated answer as I write is by Rochelle MacDonald, "Born and raised in Portland." It is probably intended to be no more than half serious. But even if it's that, I'm never going. Sample:

  • Your dog has more rights than you do.
  • So do your chickens.
  • What do you mean you don’t have chickens? You have to have chickens when you live in Portland.