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"Self-Care Tips for Toddlers"

Made me laugh out loud. Sample:

3. Read a book.
The same book. Over and over. Cry when it ends and bring it back to your caregiver continually until you see all the light drain from their eyes. Doggies by Sandra Boynton is a perfect choice for this exercise, but any book that requires your caregiver to make an abundance of non-human noises will do.