"Could cheap drugs (up to a century old) be the new way to tackle cancer?"
"Smile hooman"

"Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again"

Fun from The Babylon Bee.

"If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."

Bonus: "Here's Why Liberals Fear The Babylon Bee".