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I'd like to wish Chuck a belated happy birthday. (He turned 79 yesterday.) Enjoy some fabulous "Chuck Norris facts," such as these:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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