"Theresa May planned to defeat herself, then decided not to defeat herself by defeating herself, then lost. To herself"
We may have some political problems in this country but at least we don't have this.
The House of Commons was a Benny Hill chase on acid, running through a Salvador Dali painting in a spaceship on its way to mad infinity and beyond.
Related: "Democracy? It's all gone Humpty Dumpty as the politicians take leave of their senses".