Newmark's Door

Things don't look very good.

(But when my wife and I lived in L.A. our neighbor reported that a child had been knifed in the restroom of her daughter's Westside elementary school. Maybe things have improved a bit since then.)

Made me laugh. (I don't understand rugby.)

Clearly, Hunter was better at gonzo journalism.

I didn't know there was a choice.

 "Learning styles" and "Myers-Briggs" are dying way too slowly elsewhere, too.

A lot of people wanted to answer this.

Yes, it's hard to see how anybody will ever beat this: 

The character actor only appeared in 5 movies before his death at age 42, but every single one was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture.

"Move over, cronuts: the donug has arrived".

"McDonald's serving Muffin Toppers prophesied by Seinfeld".

"Rib rolls are the tacky appetizer South Florida will defend to the death".

When I was diagnosed 25+ years ago, they only had one pill to offer you. It didn't cause any serious side effects but it was almost sure to do nothing good for you, either. There's been a heck of a lot of progress.

I could have told them that "Cheetos Lip Balm" probably wouldn't work.