Newmark's Door

Cue Steve Martin: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!'

The TL;DR version: as of the time I'm composing this post, he's alive. And there's a Web site where you can find out, at any given second, whether he still is.

I'm not at all sure why you'd want to, but your mileage may vary.

A fine movie now made just a teensy bit better.

I can't say they "blew my mind," but your mileage may vary and they were interesting.

Supposedly, we've seen peak SEC.

Pretty cool.

Related: "Ping Pong Is Dead, Long Live Ping Pong".

Very sad. I hope they figure it out ASAP.

The vets haven't learned enough yet to improve or prolong the retrievers' lives, but key factors could lie anywhere, said Dr. Michael Lappin, who has 19 patients from Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts, in the study. When he graduated from veterinary school in 1972, golden retrievers lived 16 or 17 years. Today, it's nine or 10 years.

Not really a "test". More of a flowchart with questions.

This needed to be said. Good for her.

"I was lucky," she says. Keaton made a name for herself during a decade of great '70s comedies and dramas. Are today's young actresses, all coming of age in the superhero era, less fortunate? "No! Not at all! Are you kidding?" she bursts. "I don't agree that there's a lack of female roles. To me, it just seems as if everything's expanding and there are many more opportunities. When you consider everything that's happened with television, YouTube, social media, all the different ways that stories are being told — no, I think if anything, it's a much better time. Everybody should be taking advantage of it!