I hope Andy Roddick does well in the U.S. Open . . .
"Keep your self-righteous fingers off my processed food"

"A Harvard Psychologist Explains Zombie Neurobiology"

Clearly, information we need to know. Featuring tidbits like this:

That raises a slightly awkward question: If zombies are constantly eating, then how come they never poop?

Schlozman doesn't know for sure, but he has at least one promising theory: Maybe the living dead are constipated.

Now we know why zombies are always moaning.

And if you're worried about zombies: "Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack". (Non-technical summary of an apparently technical paper published in a fairly obscure place.)