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"Things My Father Taught Me"

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There are two types of trouble . . .one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens . . . it's important to know the difference.

Walk softly but carry a big stick.

If you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up.

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If you don't know something, go to the library and learn it.

The phrases "I don't know", "I forgot", or "I tried (and failed)" are excuses.

There is a difference between an excuse and a reason, know the difference.