Wacky ideas for professors
November 01, 2006
"50 Things for Professors To Do On the First Day of Class". (The Door cannot be held responsible for the consequences of trying these.)
7. If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, “Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?”
50. Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, “Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN’T HEEEEEEAR YOU!”