A saying almost as good as Newmark's First Law is Margolis's Observation: "A Liberal is someone who believes a woman should be able to choose to kill her fetus, but if she carries the fetus to term, should not be able to choose where the child goes to school."

Now we have California imitating Art: Liberals vehemently oppose laws requiring teenagers to notify their parents before seeking an abortion, but a new state law dictates "Children under 14 are banned from using tanning salons, unless they have a doctor's note, and those 14 to 18 need parental permission to receive a tan." (Link via National Review Online.)