September 23, 2003
A portion of the broad-minded, insightful, well-crafted analysis of my wife's blog e-mailed to her by a Liberal:
"You suck dick. You are obviously an uptight Dr Laura wannabe. . . . I would cite you on my blog, but you're too small potatoes for me to address (plus, I don't want to give you any hits). I hope when you and Rush Limbaugh are dead that your duty in hell is to attend to the boil on Limbaugh's ass (you know, the one he used to get out of the draft)."
I'm sure this passes for great wit among the unemployed actors at the West Hollywood Starbucks.