Don't--I repeat, don't--make any jokes at all about bombs: "A Doctor Made A Bomb Joke In An Airport And Was Fined $90,000".
I'll pass, thanks, but those of you with wanderlust may find this interesting.
You can have Tuvalu almost all to yourself. (Except for the natives, of course.)
Contrary to what you might think, the Museum of Contemporary Art in Rio de Janeiro is not, in fact, a spaceship.