Made me laugh.
One seven-year-old says his dad "just listen[s] to Grateful Dead all day".
A solitaire game and 18 others.
2.5 minutes of his usual cast of characters. But they're a really good cast.
"Because you’re never too young to bring the LOLs."
I think this is just an attempt to be funny, but I admit that these days, I'm less and less sure.
The Onion--as it is often--is pitch-perfect.
Some of these made me laugh. (I suppose that indicates I'm a bad person. But I'm apparently not alone.)