Made me laugh. (Not for easily offended non-Americans.)
Not to worry, though, because the Democrats are “accepting suggestions for a new name” for their fund-raising dinners.
By these standards, one wonders who else among the party’s historical luminaries could possibly make the cut. Let’s consider the options.
Similar, and also funny: "A modest proposal for Democrats purging their problematic history".
Being a Democrat is hard. You know deep down in your bones that you’re a “forward-looking” and “inclusive” person, but then you look at the current field of candidates seeking your party’s presidential nomination in 2016 and see five boring white people with an average age of 65.
That's the truth.
My mom almost went 10 for 10.
(They should have added, "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me." Especially relevant now.)
Easy access to some of Nino's insults.
Mike Munger goes medieval on the Wall Street Journal's ass. (More specifically, its subscription department.)
It's an excellent example for us all.
Supposedly an old joke, but I hadn't heard it and I like it.
Ha. (Not from The Onion, but good enough to be.)