"Nano impressions": very short but very cool.
Most importantly, we know that your minimum-wage job did not teach you “patience, teamwork and leadership.” No one learns anything from minimum-wage jobs except how much they hate people and that they shouldn’t have majored in political science.
More than just "jokes," this list also includes videos of some of the routines. Some really excellent ones are included, but almost needless to say, the more modern ones tend to be very rude and very lewd.
Justice is coming for the UNC-Cheats. Get your shirts now.
"I'm old, I can remember getting through an entire day without taking a picture of anything."
The King of Cool can make any line sound good.
"In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a so-called “expert witness” fails to perform middle school math."
Link via Philip Greenspun.
"This faux-trailer for Seth Meyers’s Boston Accent movie is literally the most Boston thing ever. Literally ever."
Five minutes of funny.
Unless you're a gone-around-the-bend fan of The Donald, this piece is guaranteed to make you either 1) laugh a lot or 2) shake you head in awe that this guy is purportedly a serious candidate for President.