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April 23, 2014

Vladamir Putin: "Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything"

The Onion, of course.

Of course, I couldn’t simply stand by and let that happen, so I intervened and ordered a forceful takeover of the strategically important peninsula of Crimea—a territory with historical ties to Russia that our nation had long desired. It’s certainly no easy task to forcefully annex an entire province against another country’s will, so I just wanted to thank you—the government of the United States, the nations of western Europe, and really the entire world population as a whole—for being super cool about all of this.

Seriously, you guys have been amazing. All of you. I really appreciate it.

April 15, 2014

Economics "Yo momma" jokes

Two years old, but still good.

Yo mamma so dumb she thought marginal analysis was about butter.

April 11, 2014

Joke of the week

From Gunjesh Singh, Quora:

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned 
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike 
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total 
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, 
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask 
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns 
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, 
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which 
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss 
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

March 26, 2014

"Economics to Sociology Phrase Book"

Made me laugh. From the introduction:

We chose Sociologists rather than Political Scientists because the latter tend to be unpleasant, emaciated people with glazed eyes, while Sociologists are often entertaining and cute. Unlike Anthropologists, they can be invited to parties without much worry for the safety of the silverware, and their rhetoric, when treated like background music, has a pleasant, lyrical rhythm.

Link via Veracities

March 22, 2014

"There Is No Adequate Way To Describe This Video"

The MC seems to be speaking French, so that explains it somewhat

March 13, 2014


I think little kids would get a kick out of this

March 08, 2014

"The hobbit — an unexpected deficiency"

More evidence on the importance of Vitamin D. From The Medical Journal of Australia:

Systematic textual analysis of The hobbit supports our initial hypothesis that the triumph of good over evil may be assisted to some extent by the poor diet and lack of sunlight experienced by the evil characters.

Via MetaFilter.

February 28, 2014

"The Complete History of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy"

It got a little too exaggerated toward the end, but overall, I think this was one of SNL's finest efforts

February 27, 2014

"The 50 Funniest Demotivational Posters of All Time"

Made me laugh at loud. (Not for the easily offended.)

"The Michelangelo of Lego Who Quit Law to Play With Toys"

Former corporate lawyer now earns a living playing with Lego.

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