You can keep a lot of the food on this list, but New England clam chowder and lobster rolls are good.
"Thanksgiving is coming, blah blah blah. Let's cut the bullshit: it's pie week. Better choose wisely."
Your mileage may vary.
Made me laugh. But not for the easily offended. Sample:
Item #02-6818686 Waffle batter dispenser
Williams-Sonoma says: "Measures out uniform circles in three sizes."
Notes from Drew: How about a spoon? How about you use a fucking spoon to dole out your waffle batter? The waffle iron itself tells you when it's had enough batter. If you overload it because you're a fat greedy pig, the batter spills off the side. You don't need a dispenser. OH BUT HOW WILL I KNOW I'VE USED THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT OF BATTER?! Now this waffle will never fit in my grain sack!