"13 Reasons Why H-E-B Is The Best Grocery Store In America"
I think a lot of grocery retailing aficionados would reserve "best" for Wegmans. (The May Consumer Reports does.)
But I've read a lot of good things about H-E-B (formerly HE Butt). What say you, Texans?
UPDATE: A couple days after this ran, Business Insider posted "17 Reasons Why Wegmans Is America's Best Grocery Store".
17-13, Wegmans wins.