For those of you who are dealing today with extreme cold or lots of snow . . .
. . . it might help a little to remember the immortal words of Drew Carey:
I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids. I’m cold now.