"Grantland Dictionary: College Football Internet Edition"
Kirk Ferentz (n.) — a dark wizard who has absconded with millions of dollars of the Hawkeye State's money per year for well over a decade now. As of this writing, his chicanery has gone unpunished. . . .
PAAAOWL (n.) — the proper phonetic form of address used by callers when interacting with Alabama radio demigod Paul Finebaum. Typically preceded by "now" and followed by "I don't know if Nick Saban's the man for this job" on game days in which Alabama's defense allows an opponent to score more than three points.