George Orwell, call your office
In case you missed it: a teenager complains to Subway that his "footlong" sandwich measured only 11 inches. What did Subway reply? Guess.
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Wasn't it Lewis Carroll who said something like, "Words mean exactly what I want them to mean, no more and no less".
Posted by: Bernie | January 21, 2013 at 07:22 AM
And a footman is a household servant (cf., Downton Abbey), not a man who gives you a pedicure.
Posted by: TheBigHenry | January 21, 2013 at 11:16 AM
I could step on the kid's sandwich and make it a footlong.
Posted by: Tom D | January 25, 2013 at 11:40 PM