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March 28, 2012

"Dean Wormer’s Guide to Some Fantastic Colleges"

Dean Wormer is, far and away, my favorite college dean of all time. So his advice commands attention.

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Michael Mace

Wormerisms:

"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

And last and best:

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me".

Joe R.

A favorite oft-forgotten line (not a Wormerism, though):
"Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...

Mohammet...

Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Grab a seat and make yourselves at home."

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