"Dean Wormer’s Guide to Some Fantastic Colleges"
Dean Wormer is, far and away, my favorite college dean of all time. So his advice commands attention.
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Dean Wormer is, far and away, my favorite college dean of all time. So his advice commands attention.
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Wormerisms:
"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
And last and best:
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me".
Posted by: Michael Mace | March 28, 2012 at 04:01 PM
A favorite oft-forgotten line (not a Wormerism, though):
"Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home."
Posted by: Joe R. | March 28, 2012 at 05:21 PM