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December 27, 2011

"Nation To Bring In Revenue By Offering Official United States Of America Franchise Opportunities"

The Onion, doing its thing.

WASHINGTON—Amidst continued deadlock over how to rein in the federal deficit, government officials announced plans Tuesday to increase revenue by offering franchise opportunities to entrepreneurs who wish to start their own United States of America.

Banking on the popularity of its original location, the country hopes to make millions by partnering with franchisees around the world, to whom it would license the trademarked United States brand name as well as the nation's flag, motto, preserved landmarks, college sports programs, movie studios, and bicameral legislature.

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Mike

Reminds me of the Jay Leno joke when Iraq was coming up with a new Constitution - "They could borrow the US Constitution, we're not currently using it".

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