"Four Statistically-Proven Ways To Identify Weirdos On A First Date"

I carry no brief for the other three questions, but this one is interesting: "Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex?"

Liberals answer "complex" by 2 to 1; conservatives answer "simple" by 2 to 1.

Works for me.

 

Comments

[jorgxmckie]

Perhaps preferring the people in your life to be complex is merely an internal acknowledgement of the intellectual paucity of your own life. ;->=

That question is so vague as it stands to be totally meaningless. I love it.

[Acad Ronin]

Complex=neurotic, high maintenance and self-centered

[Dave Smith]

Of course, now the questions won't work. Or worse, you'll seem like the goof ball if you ask about nuclear war on the first date.