It's Friday . . .

. . time for "57 Funny Jokes from Beautiful Women". Sample, from Santel VanSanten:

A guy is sitting on his sofa when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

(Some of the jokes are not work-safe.)