"The Cult of Chuck Norris"

Yet another instance of the true genius of the Internet.

• Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
• Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
• When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Comments

[Jim O'Sullivan]

My all time favorite:
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.