A dozen more of my favorites from "Overheard in New York"

". . . Four or Five Hours After You Report Them".

"Portrait of the Life Coach As a Young Boy".

"Even Better".

"If Fox News Writers Scripted a Teen Drama".

"We Can Honestly Say You'll Be the Coolest Tort-Themed Bicycle Gang in New York".

"Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boys But Were Afraid to Ask".

"I'm Beginning to Regret Naming You Descartes".

"Figures Don't Lie".

"Why Do You Think So Many Post-apocalyptic Thrillers Are Filmed in New York?"

"That Should Be on a Sign at the Airport".

"Only in the Event Of His Demise, Honey".

"This Cannot End Well".