The one, the only, P. J. O'Rourke:
You see, the real reason I became a communist was to impress girls. Back then, all the pretty ones were revolutionaries. One of the things that's gone wrong for the Left is that their girls just aren't cute any more.


I remember when there were cute revolutionary girls on campus, but they never shaved their legs or underarms, yuck
Posted by: Kyle N | December 28, 2005 at 07:19 AM
Whittaker Chambers in his Book “Witness” detailed on how he was the contact between the KGB and American spies in the US government during the late thirties and early forties.
He said that during the 1930s, the main reason men joined the Communist Party was to get access to the Communist women who believed in free love.
Posted by: Jake | December 28, 2005 at 10:34 AM
The Democrats only appeal to losers these days and losers are not attractive.
Democrats internal polling shows that for every radical woman who appears naked in a demonstration, 5 men leave the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Jake | December 28, 2005 at 10:39 AM
PJ is really dating himself.
The commune chick died a long time ago.
But please stay away, I'll keep the hot liberal women to myself.
What you think conservative women are driving the sales of porn, sex toys and lingerie in North America?
Posted by: Northern Observer | December 28, 2005 at 05:18 PM
What? Liberal chicks have always been, and always will be, hotter than conservative chicks. Th
Posted by: Alexander Wolfe | January 02, 2006 at 12:43 AM